Ah, middle school. Back when my grammar was terrible, my art was exactly the same, and my story telling abilities were just about the same too! Originally the page had some sort of wood paneling background and bright yellow text... because wood paneling belongs on everything. Seriously. Wood paneling belongs on everything.
Anyway, I'll attempt to recreate the greatest web page known to man. Sadly without the wood paneling, yellow text, billions of AOL ads, and whatever else crap used to be on it. Keep in mind, I didn't change a single line of text from the original. The spelling errors burn my retinas, but I doubt they'll phase most people on the internet.
THE DAY THERE WAS STUFF THAT HAPPENED BUT NO ONE PAYED ATTENTION
There was once a guy who was afraid dinosaurs would attack him, and that his armpits would light fire if he wore sleeveless t shirts
But one day, a dinosaur did attack him, right after he was done dancing
so he grew a mustashe
and as he grew this mustashe, a dinosaur tried to eat him, and tried to eat his pizza he left on the counter in his apartment
then the sun and moon collided with earth, and we all died
except this guy with the funny shirt
It was funny because it said "gay" and I was in middle school.