I should be studying for one of the finals I have, but that's why I figured I'd update this. I guess I watch the History Channel a lot, because we don't really have many channels in this building.
Seriously though, has anyone ever seen Giorgio A. Tsoukalos? I swear, every time they put him in something he looks more ridiculous than before. Instead of trying to explain, I'll take the lazy way out and show pictures.
Here's a relatively normal looking picture of him from his website:
Then I guess he stopped washing his hair:
Then I guess he started spray tanning himself:
Then... umm... he turned into a carrot:
Seriously, I think he must be doing it on purpose just to mess with people. Either that, or he really is becoming a carrot. Maybe it's some weird fetish. He probably buries himself in the back yard at night. What a sick man. He should be ashamed of his carrot fetish.