Thursday, January 3, 2013

2013: I want to be a worse person

Holidays are over and I'm slightly less poor than I was the last time I posted (meaning I've been working a little finally). I had a pretty good Christmas, my Xbox Live Gold expired Christmas night as I went to play some new games/finally had time to play them. That was fine though, I don't have friends anyway. Except, I'm pretty sure they cut me off about a week short. I got to spend some time with my family while not getting out of my pajamas on Christmas, so that was good.

I started falling asleep before midnight on New Year's Eve because I'm old and worked all day, then woke up just in time for midnight and fell back asleep. Then I worked 9-5 New Year's Day.

My resolution this year was to lose my sense of humor and anger, so the rest of this blog will be about my taxes and a long explanation of how I organize my sock drawer.

Obviously I'm not serious, I can never stop being hilarious, but 2012 is over and I guess I haven't posted on here in about 6 months. I'm going to be writing 2012 on things for a while still probably, which reminds me that I probably have been for the past two days. It's still not as bad as the 5 years I wrote 2005 on things. It's still 2005, trust me.

To make up for the last 6 months, I'll share a bunch of things that probably would have made it into any posts had I actually written any.

If you bought your kids any of these, you're a bad parent:
"CREEPYBABY WANT SOULS! CREEPYBABY WANT SOULS!"


Who dropped the ball when this got the green light for production?


Dora the Registered Sex Offender


WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS ROULETTE?? Oh, right. It's made in China.


I hope he's a proctologist.


I had to take a picture of the TV so fast that I couldn't get it any less blurry than this.


ALL MUST FEAR THE SNAKE WOMAN.


HULLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Dark Pump. Good name.


TOTALLY TUBULAR, RADICALLY ICY DUDE!


Tonight's episode of Night Gallery: The Man Who Turned to Cheese!


Oh, and I guess someone dropped a pair of pliers when they were making our driveway 30 something years ago.

In unrelated news, I released a Satan's Basement Christmas single and the new The Astronaut King album, Dictations from a Spectral Planet with awesome artwork by Mike Miller (The Baptism, MZRCDXVL) about a week before Christmas and no one really listened to or downloaded either. So go do that. I guess I at least released a decent amount of music in 2012 and recorded a lot, even if some of it still isn't out yet.

Anyway, that's it. My New Year's resolution is to be a worse person, so I'll try and post more of my usual blogs than I did last year.