So this morning we brought out a package of hot dogs, let them defrost for a little bit, and I cut them to about the length of the fudgesicles we had in the freezer. I took a popsicle stick and shoved it into the hot dog, then left it in the back of the freezer for later. I took my mom to physical therapy, then on the way home we went to the store to buy some of that Hershey's Shell Topping stuff and some other crap to eat. It took a while to get my brother to leave the kitchen, but once he did I ran into the den giggling, and started rolling the hot dogs into the Hershey's Shell Topping, until they started to look like those ice cream chocolate covered popsicle things.
Here's how it turned out:
Pretty great, huh?
Anyway, the difficult part was getting it to him without shitting my pants laughing. I got my mom to come upstairs so I could show her how great it was by saying something like "Hey mom... come look at this video game I made..." Then we both started cracking up, and brought the "Hog-sicle" and 3 fudgesicles downstairs.
Mom: "Hey you guys want fudgesicles?"
(my mom unwraps them all and gives them out, giving Eric the "Hog-sicle")
Eric: "What is this? Is this a banana?"
He ate about two bites of it before we told him he was eating a chocolate covered hot dog. I laughed so hard I cried. I laughed so hard that my contacts fell out. He ate the rest of it.
Long story short: The "Hog-sicle" was a big success.